Hello. I am Kevin Stewart. I have just enrolled in my sophmore year in college with my best friend and roommate Ron Johnson. We have been best friends since I can remember. I keep thinking that my life is just an essay: boring and dull. I would like to amp it up so that I could share my experiences with the world. I am now heading up to my room after my literature major class. Great.
"Hey, Kevin."
"Hey, Ron. Ron?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think my life is boring and dull?"
"Yeah..."
"Great. Even my best friend thinks I am boring and dull."
"Don't worry, dude. My mom and dad sent me a spartan laser."
"So?"
"So...let's go see what this baby can do!"
"Fine."
Great. It probably might backfire and kill him. But hey, if that happens, I have a full room all to myself.
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